YESTERDAY SAW 29 BRITONS INJURED WHEN A BOMB WENT OFF IN THE LONDON SUBWAY. FORTUNATELY, UNLIKE PREVIOUS TIMES, NO ONE WAS KILLED BUT THAT WAS DUE MORE TO GOOD FORTUNE SINCE THE BOMB ONLY PARTIALLY EXPLODED. NONETHELESS, IN ADDITION TO THE INJURED, HUNDREDS WERE SCARED OUT OF THEIR WITS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE FROM THE UNDERGROUND.
The one big problem remains is that no one seems to know who is behind these atrocities.
That said, London's Mayor, who is Muslim, was quick to label the attack as a "Terrorist" Attack.
The British Prime Minister quickly followed by narrowing down the list of suspects calling the Attack as one committed by "Cowardly Terrorists" and US President Donald Trump, usually one not to be afraid to call a spade a shovel, pronounced the bombing as the evil doings of "A Loser Terrorist".
So now we know ...the animal(s) behind yesterday's bombing is a 'Cowardly, Loser, Terrorist'.
Indeed British Authorities are asking its citizens to be on the lookout for these self-same creeps.
But just in case the Mayor's/Prime Minister's/President's descriptions of these evil doers falls short, I ...Dear Reader...am here to help out.
I think I know who is behind all of this....why it is Al Right Nazis. If, like me, you read the papers and watch the news you will know that everything that is wrong today is due to these reprehensible skin heads.
So if I was to advise a British Citizen on who to look out for, I would tell him or her to pay special attention to those giving the Heil Hitler Salute and brandishing a Tattoo on their upper shoulder with the numbers 88.
"But Galagher we are not aware of any Terrorist Attacks that have been committed by Neo-Nazis."
Good Point.
Oh and this just in...ISIS has just taken responsibility for yesterday's Bombing.
Aren't they some sort of Islamic Extremists?
Who'd a Thunk?
As I see it....
'K.D. Galagher'
