Monday, May 14, 2012

Who Was That Masked Man ??????????

 

Why Sir, that was the Lone Ranger !!

Well, whoever he is, from now on, he’d better steer clear of these parts !

We now move to a nearby courtroom where one Jesse James finds himself before the Hangin Judge.

“Having given you a fair trial of 5 minutes Mr. James, it is now my duty to impose sentence upon you..

First off for robbing the bank – 2 years;

For pistol whipping the teller – another 3 years;

For using a gun in the commission of an offence – 5 years;

And now the big one – for wearing a mask – 10 years.

That’s a total of 20 years Mr. James!  Is there anything you wish to say.

Yes Your Honour there is – “next time I rob a bank I will not wear a mask but I also won’t leave any witnesses – if you get my drift.

A wise decision on your part Jesse – now guard ..take him away.

Canada continues to crack down on crime.