Announcer to Baseball Player:
What do you guys have to do to win tonight?
Player:
We gotta pitch strikes and keep them off the bases.
Simply Profound.
I can just imagine how the old Yankee Catcher Yogi Berra would have answered the question:
We have to make sure that after the last pitch we are one run ahead.
And here are some real Yogi quotes:
- a nickel ain't worth a dime anymore;
- always go to other people's funerals or they won't go to yours;
- baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical;
- I always thought that record would stand until it was broken;
- I never said most of the things I said;
- I wish I had an answer to that because I am tired of answering that question;
- If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em;
and finally, If you ask me anything I don't know, I am not going to answer.
One thing is for sure, Yogi's answers or non answers are far more interesting.
As I see it...
'Galagher'
